My favorite programming phrases + typical reactions

Inspecting Ruby objects

P that shit yo!

General debugging

ME: FUCK YEAH.

COWORKER: 解決了！？

ME: NEW ERROR!

Reading code a few months back

WTF? I WROTE THIS?

Reading code from yesterday

WTF? I WROTE THIS?

When someone mentions git blame

Eyes pop wide open, big gulp

EDITING JAVASCRIPT FILES

AH SHIET, HERE WE GO AGAIN.

Best routing error message

Sinatra doesn’t know this ditty

How to successfully run a Javascript project

  1. rm package-lock.json
  2. npm install
  3. Profit!

First thing I do when I edit ghetto Javascript files

:ALEDisable

The most memorable vim action

gg

Most fun programming job postings

Bandcamp fo sho.

The one and only programming fuel you truly need (well not really)

McDonald’s green tea

When coworkers ask me questions

蛤？